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Spooky Kinda Love

It’s spooky…you and me.

Spooky how I hear your voice in my ear,

Then turn around…and you’re not there.

Spooky how when I feel hungry,

My mouth is filled with the taste of your cunt.

It’s spooky.


It’s spooky…how we are.

Spooky how, when I walk in woods or forests

I can smell your scent in the air.

Spooky that I know you’re thinking of me.

That you’ll text, or call me very soon.

It’s spooky.


It’s spooky…our romance.

Spooky how, when we’re apart we’re still close.

That I’m simultaneously, settled and unsettled.

Spooky that I remember things you’ve said,

That I think of you when I don’t mean to,

It’s spooky

I think you’ve put a spell on me,

Like I’ve put a spell on you

There’s a lot of stuff I’d like to say.

But this love that’s running through my mind

Makes me deaf, dumb, stupid and blind.

It’s spooky


So happy to be appearing at this Fabulous Festival.  Its gonna be a whole lotta love and a whole lotta Fun!

The event, hosted by the Uttoxeter Racecourse is a 2 day Lesbian Bonanza. of Music, Drama, Poetry, Eating, Drinking, Camping……and everything else that a large group of Lesbians, who want to have fun, can get up to!

I’ll be performing on the Arts Stage on Saturday and Sunday afternoon 2.30….check out the programme

Google LFest 2016 to find out all the information about Tickets, Performers, Workshops etc.

See you there Girlies!

Tall Tales for Fairies

Halloween Party invite

Promo photo for Halloween’s “spooky” INCITE at The Phoenix

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Here I am, the Faery Queen,

I’m very cruel and I’m very mean.

The fairy’s wings I like to tear,

And put sticky knots in Rapunzel’s hair.


I love to hear them scream in pain

All their sorrow becomes my gain.

I laugh to see them struggle and cry.

It warms my heart, I tell no lie.


I like to capture Bo Peep’s sheep

And turn them into chops.

So while she’s searching up and down

They’re hanging in the shops.


I poisoned Miss Tuffet’s curds and whey.

She was awfully sick, and suffered all day

I threw struggling Ding Dong down the well,

That ridiculous cat…did you think it fell?


Come boys and girls and sit on my knee,

I’ll show you how good being bad can be

Come be my plaything, we’ll have such fun

I just need to bind you so you can’t run


I’ll make you tremble, pant and drool

Relieve you of every moral rule

I am your Queen – you obey my will

I’ll show you no mercy…oooh what a thrill